Mnombo Madyibi, 32, ended up with a
bandaged head after getting intimate with his wife on their honeymoon having
decided to abstain until they were wed.
The unnamed wife described her
husband's penis as a 'hairy, scary cucumber' and he reportedly goes by the
nickname of 'Anaconda' after his football teammates saw his manhood in the
changing rooms.
'All was well and she enjoyed the
foreplay,' Madyibi told the Source.
As the heavy petting continued, he
said his wife reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private
parts.
'Before I knew it,' he added, 'she
knocked me over with a bottle of wine before attempting to suffocate me with a
red and white teddy bear I'd bought her as a gift.'
The screams woke up other guests at
their bed an breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa, and the pair ended up
taking different buses home.
'I think she's angry because I
could only afford a cheaper honeymoon instead of the one she wished for in
Zanzibar,' Madyibi said.
Source:Daily Mail
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