Bacon cake, an early ballot
and a fuzzy vagina? Sounds like one helluva birthday!
That seemed to sum up Katy
Perry's big day, according to her Instagram story. The singer, who turned 32
years old today, had quite the festive, patriotic and X-rated celebration.
Through various photos and videos, Katy shared the journey of her birthday with fans, beginning with a massage and some bacon cake for breakfast. BACON. CAKE. Take a moment to let that sink in. OK, let's move on.
As part of her gifts, Perry
was given a Goddess Box, which included a "fuzzy vagina." Yes, we're
being serious. Yes, there's a photo of it. Yes, it might make you
uncomfortable, but it's also kinda great.
Katy ended her day in the
most patriotic way possible. She jumped into her American flag coat and arrived
at her polling place after closing.
The volunteers watched as
the superstar placed her early vote for president (spoiler alert: She voted for
Hillary Clinton) and Perry shared a video of herself dropping in her ballot.
"GAVE MYSELF THE BEST
BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER BY VOTING TODAY," she wrote on Instagram. "Wish
@hillaryclinton a Happy Birthday tomorrow with your EARLY vote. Check
www.rockthevote.com to see where your poll is. #HBDTOME #HAPPYBIRTHDAYHILLARY
#SCORPIOSISTERS."
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